hi, i’m the human equivalent of a cron job: i run occasionally, then go idle.
my specialty? building robots, automations, and ai systems so i can work less, nap more, and occasionally pretend i’m “optimizing workflows.”
if a task can be automated, i’ll make it happen. if it can’t… i’ll try anyway and call it “r&d.”
- convince machines to do the heavy lifting while i eat snacks
- teach robots how to weld, see, and (probably) judge me
- make data pipelines that scream “i’m scalable!” but secretly run on duct tape
- deploy ml models to the cloud so they can suffer the uptime issues, not me
languages i’ve taught to behave (mostly)
ai / data — aka “the magic sauce”
web / app — where the “magic sauce” gets a ui
cloud / devops — aka “please don’t crash at 3am”
hardware / design — because sometimes i touch the real world
- taught a welding robot to work while i binge-watched netflix
- built an ai system that generates microstructure images — because why not
- deployed computer vision on edge devices (and prayed the battery lasted)
- convinced stakeholders that “machine learning” wasn’t just googling faster
- carrier pigeon: pending training
- github issues: instant, no postage required